Big Fat Disclaimer (Read This, Degen!)

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Alright, listen up, you magnificent meme lords and crypto crusaders. This is MemeChronicle.com, and this is our Big Fat Disclaimer. If you lose your life savings chasing a coin shilled by a dog picture, that's on you. Not us.

1. Not Financial Advice (Seriously, NFA!)

Nothing on this website is financial advice. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. We provide data, news, and what some might call "entertainment." We are not financial advisors, your mom, or a magic 8-ball. The crypto market is a casino, sir. Treat it as such. Any decisions you make based on information from this site are YOURS ALONE. DYOR (Do Your Own Research) or get rekt.

2. Accuracy of Information (Best Effort, LOL)

We pull data from various APIs (CryptoCompare, CoinGecko) and RSS feeds. Sometimes this data might be wrong, delayed, or just plain weird. APIs go down, feeds get messed up, coins rug. We try our best to present accurate info, but we make NO GUARANTEES. Verify everything before you ape in.

3. Third-Party Links & Content

We link to other websites and display content from third-party news sources. We are not responsible for their content, their accuracy, their privacy policies, or their life choices. Clicking links is like opening a mystery box in crypto – could be treasure, could be a goblin. Proceed with caution.

4. Risk of Investment (High AF)

Cryptocurrencies, especially meme coins, are EXTREMELY VOLATILE AND RISKY. You could lose all your money. Like, all of it. Poof. Gone. Don't invest more than you can afford to lose. If you're investing your rent money, you're doing it wrong. This is not a drill.

5. No Endorsement

Mentioning a coin, project, or news source on MemeChronicle.com does NOT constitute an endorsement. We report on the chaos; we don't pick winners (unless it's by accident, then we'll totally take credit).

6. Technical Issues & Downtime

Sometimes the site might break or go down. The internet is held together with duct tape and dreams. We'll try to fix it, but no promises on uptime. Your portfolio might crash faster than our server on a bad day.

7. User Responsibility

You are responsible for your own actions, your own security (use 2FA, people!), and your own investment decisions. Don't blame us if your PEPE coin turns into a sad frog.

8. Changes to Disclaimer

We can change this disclaimer whenever we want, probably without telling you. It's good practice to re-read it occasionally, maybe while you're waiting for a transaction to confirm.

By using MemeChronicle.com, you acknowledge that you've read this disclaimer, understood it (or at least scrolled through it), and agree not to sue us when your moonshot coin hits the earth's core. Stay safe, have fun, and may the memes be with you.